I am available tonight if that works.


More strange junk email landed in our junk box and it had a couple of pictures attached. The pics are cool but the junk links are, well, junk. Capone Rawles <caponeyj@hotmail.com> to: You subject: of your post here Hey, let me be certain you that I am NOT fake or a bot or a cam Read More

Itching to know if you’re still looking for a sexy girl.


A strange junk email landed in our junk box and it had a few pictures attached. The pics are cool but the crappy links are, well, crappy. Meyette Polly <meyettejxze@hotmail.com> to: You subject: of your post here   Hiii, how is it going? I found your email midst of cleaning up my inbox and was Read More

I like to have a lot of random, but safe, sex.


www.amateurmatch.com is advertized to us in another very uncreative email with some silly pictures attached. Yes, you and I have seen it before. Jill Aeoloa <jillaeoloa@gmail.com> to: You subject: Re: I want a realman – w4m 24yr   What's up? Thanks for writing me. My ad on CL pretty much said it all ;) But, Read More

I’ll even message first to save you a hassel.


www.true.com is advertized to us in an uncreative email with some pictures attached. Yes, you have seen it before. Damore Ellenberg <damorem@hotmail.com> to: You subject: Re: monday funday – m4w – 23 (fan) Hey there, how is your day going? I saw your email midst of cleansing my inbox and was wondering if you’re still Read More

Girls just wanna have fun – w4m 24yr


Safelynsa.com is advertized to us in a uncreative email with some pictures attached. danille cram <dfavnillecram@hotmail.com> to: You subject: girls just wanna have fun – w4m 24yr   Hey. Sorry for not getting back to you very quick… I made this ad then entirely forgot about it again. Anyways if your still thinking about hooking Read More

I am honestly, looking for a guy who has some expereince with anal.


An advertizement for www.benaughty.com comes in the form of an email with a couple of pictures: from: Seijung Lee <seijung@sfltd.net> to: You subject: Your Craigslist Classified Hi. There baby, I am emailing you in regards to your add that you had on craigslist.   Just a little about me. I am a 23 year old Read More

hey saw your post msg me sometime my aim is bustiblueeyes


Another one liner to lure us into the instant message world to recieve the payload that waits: from: Noelle Peterson <Sarapqq335@yahoo.com> to: You subject: RE: Ad reply hey saw your post msg me sometime my aim is (busti blueeyes)(bustiblue eyes)(busti blue eyes)(bustiblueeyes)  

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There are some amazing things on the internets. These junk mails are not one of those things: Lakeisha Gonzalez <maryannachenailfa4183@yahoo.com> to: You subject: Of your post   How is Craigslist doing for you? I got sick and tired of placing ads then hearing from lots of nonwinners. The basics: blond, way long. Blue eyes with Read More