There are some amazing things on the internets. These junk mails are not one of those things:

Lakeisha Gonzalez <maryannachenailfa4183@yahoo.com>
to: You
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How is Craigslist doing for you? I got sick and tired of placing ads then hearing from lots of nonwinners. The basics: blond, way long. Blue eyes with glasses. A few hidden tattoos, and a pierced bellybutton. At 5'7", I'm quite slender at 120. I'm trying to put on weight, but alas not having any success. Are you into football? I usually back the Bears. And I usually hate myself for doing so. Give me a new team to root for. Anything else you want to know, or to schedule a meet-up, let me know. Take care.

So that was the initial bait and here is where the junk, http://www.swurve.com/, is delivered:

Lakeisha Gonzalez <maryannachenailfa4183@yahoo.com>
to: You
subject: Of your post
 

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When can we get together? Do you host? I am unable to, although perhaps we might split the cost of a hotel room? I have my pictures as well as user profile right up on hometown dating I am always logged in there, I don't want to miss anything. Or anybody. Leave a message for whiskerbisket22 You were just wanting no strings attached, right? I'm looking forward to exchanging hugs -n- kisses (for starters). ;)

Oh, and, as if that wasn't enough, there is more to advertize http://singlesnet.com/. Love the fake username that was used though; whiskerbisket22, lol.

Lakeisha Gonzalez <maryannachenailfa4183@yahoo.com>
to: You
subject: Of your post
 

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Dang! I received a notice that your email address had been fatal so I definitely did not assume to hear back! I am on a web-site who has copy protection therefore nobody can just saunter away having the piccies. It's real local then do a search for ufrederikatwo78 Just a friendly heads-up. No talk about religion and politics. I'm not a real big fan of clothes, as my pictures indicate. Let's get moving.

It is totaly not amazing that we got another one like that too

Bernadine Mackey <alaynemarthaler87777@yahoo.com>
to: You
subject: Of your post
 

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I was just surfing the web, listening to music and trying to find a pet, yah. Don't ask me how I wound up in the personals. Beats the shit out of me. If I had to describe myself, I would say I am sexy. All dressed up boosts me to bombshell. And I guess it's obvious I have a healthy sense of self-esteem. I was in a car accident last spring so all my training went on the back burner, and now I am all better and feeling good. I was shocked at how much progress I had lost, though! Are you into football? I usually back the Vikings. And I usually hate myself for doing so. Give me a new team to root for. Write me back, K? I'll be waiting. x x

So that was the initial bait and here is where this one's junk, http://www.xxxmatch.com/dating/freesex, is delivered:

Bernadine Mackey <alaynemarthaler87777@yahoo.com>
to: You
subject: Of your post
 

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So, YOU I hoped to hear again from. Hello there, mister. ;) Have you been a bad boy? I have been a really bad girl. Maybe we should discipline each other. this website I saw Cool site, yeah? I LOVE it. Beats facebook all to hell. K, next hit search and find me, emilypearl65 I intend to start the evening with chocolate-covered cherries and champagne. I don't know about anybody else, but that's an aphrodisiac for me. When next we speak, I should be on camera and VERY friendly.

Oh, and, as if you couldn't have guessed it, there is more to advertize http://www.benaughty.com:

Bernadine Mackey <alaynemarthaler87777@yahoo.com>
to: You
subject: Of your post
 

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WooT! I'm delighted you messaged back; I have been hoping you would. Are you ready for a little skin-on-skin time? I want to feel overpowered, like even if I put all my strength and effort into it, you can still take me, and make me climax again and again. If you need to see pics first, go to casualnsa Inorite! AMAZING site. I'm pretty sure I won't be the only hot woman you meet there. *wink* My user name is uniqueollyd219 I intend to start the evening with chocolate-covered cherries and champagne. I don't know about anybody else, but that's an aphrodisiac for me. Bye for now!

It is totaly, and utterly, not amazing that we got even more like that too:

jess borio <jessborioth7578@yahoo.com>
to: You
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Whoa, I'm anxious. I haven't answered a classified post before. I placed a few, though I didn't respond to anyone because I was scared they'd be nutzos. I'm usually pretty casual. If I have to wear clothes, they are going to be comfy. If I'm at home, clothes are fully optional. I hate being average, but that's what I am. Height, weight, build – just blend into the crowd. I'm one of those firm believers in "work hard, play hard". I'm committed to my job, but I try to leave it at the office when the day is done. Let's hook up. I'm looking forward to it.

So that was the initial bait and here is where the junk, again http://www.swurve.com/, is served up:

jess borio <jessborioth7578@yahoo.com>
to: You
subject: Of your post
 

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Are you sure that you know precisely what you desire? I am not much for playing games. Head games, But I mean. The other kind are awesome. *wink* I want you to see me in the nude, and know you could have me. this website I saw Easy-peasy. You're gonna thank me for hooking you up here. Tons of hot women with awesome personalities – yeah. I'm bi. Anyway, my user name is lickmypussykat497 My favorite perfume is Samsara, mostly because it makes grown men do a 180 and follow me through stores. Don't be a prude, dude. Share your pictures, too! I can't wait to see them.

If you guessed that the junk here would be, http://singlesnet.com/, then you were right. Not amazing though.

jess borio <jessborioth7578@yahoo.com>
to: You
subject: Of your post
 

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I would like to hookup before Xmas, so forget about e mail games. Don't you agree? Have you been a bad boy? I've been a bad girl. Perhaps we ought to punish one another. casualmatch I LOVE them. It's like Facebook with adults only. My ID is Julka31 Sounds good? I like breaking the ice online. Then I won't be shy when we meet for real. I'm looking for Mr. Right Now, but if you're Mr. Right – I can live with that.

Ok, that was it. See totaly not amazing. We do not reccomend that you visit the links in spam message like this. Just delete them and move on, that is amazing.