If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.


This one was cute but also more of the same junk we are used to seeing. from: nyc_stunner_girl@kittymail.com to: you subject: of your personals ad. If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town. I’m Maddison2623 on yahoo im and LilCutie7646 on AlM

You are tremendously fortunate, got your hot electronic message right here.


This one is just messed up. Most of the scam was broken, maybe it is fixed or long forgotten. from: Breana Cook <cook.breana@yahoo.com> to: you subject: You are tremendously fortunate – you received a quick reply to your own recent post you’re able to go to your hot electronic message right here http://bit.ly/gtAcEb

An apple of all eyes, we see appleofalleyes.


An apple of all eyes falls from the tree and into our junk box. It is just a tease. from: Celinka Belaoussof <CelinkaBelaoussofm980@yahoo.com> to: you subject: RE: CL REPLY ** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY — AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY ** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home ** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping ** More Read More

It’s me Jessica remember? You have to come over.


it looks like Jessica at www.moredatez.com wants me to come over. Does that seem strange to you? from: Mail.Incoming <Mail.Incoming@moredatez.com> to: you subject: Jessica thinks you are kinda hot You have received a message from Jessica Jessica says: "Hi, is that you? It’s me Jessica remember? You have to come over to t….." You may Read More

Hey is that really you? Can’t believe I found your email.


Aparently Lilian at meetababefast dot com wants to be friends online. All we have to do is sign up to a service that the premise of the message already assumes we are. Does that smell fishy to you? Hmmmm, we wonder why. from: Lilian <Lilian@meetababefast.com> to: you subject: of your internet dating ad You have Read More